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Introduction
Hello everyone. My name is Keen Teen Bean. Don’t ask if that’s what it says on my birth certificate. That would be ridiculous, because then I would be a teen since I was born.
I need to make a clarification about my blog. It is not a poetry blog. It is just a writing blog. The poetry one was the only free domain I could get. And I am a cheap high school student who refuses to pay twenty whole dollars on a domain.
Some things I will spend $20 on:
- Chick-fil-a
- Chick-fil-a sauce
- Sharpies
- Smoothies
- Chick-fil-a fries (with sauce)
- Sprite
- Skyridge gear (auto correct says Skyridge is a fake word! It lies!) 😡
- NOT for fancy domains. That is a waste of money that could be spent on other things. And I want my blog to last longer than a year.
I think I’ve made myself clear.
Now don’t get me wrong, poetry is very nice. I appreciate poetry. I sometimes write poetry. But the key word here is sometimes. So this, again, is not a poetry blog.
Anyway, I like chick-fil-a. This may come as a surprise to you, because I may not seem like a chick-fil-a eating type. But I really like chick-fil-a.
I also like sprite. I often like to say, as I sip a can of sprite,
“Sprite is the nectar of life”
-Me
However, whenever I say this my brother cuts in and says,
“Actually, nectar is the nectar of life”
-My brother
I’m not going to tell you which is the actual nectar of life. I’ll let you decide that.
The Queen
She was the queen of the kingdom of lost things. Her gown was made from dozens of mismatched socks, And her crown was made from an assortment of house keys, forks, and screws. Her subjects were lost hikers and confused tourists And all she wanted was for them to be happy But it was difficult…
Well this is awkward…
So… before the school ended I kept telling everyone not to stop posting or I would throw something soft across the room in rage. And a lot of you guys are still posting things. So that’s good. Thank you for doing that. But you know when you’re in a class and some kid yells at…
*grumbling*, FINE, I’ll write a goodbye post, but I won’t like it.
I’ve spent oodles of poodles of time thinking about how I could say goodbye. If I should be sarcastic or sentimental or poetry. (Side note, this is not a poetry blog). And no matter how many multiple waking hours I’ve spent thinking about how to say goodbye, nothing good enough came to me. And so,…
Procrastination Haiku(s)
You’ll basically be able to read the whole haiku in the preview and that is no fun so I’m just stalling for a hot second. Please enjoy my procrastination Haiku s. … Why do I do this wait until it’s late at night to do my homework … Procrastination Causes stressful-ness and stuff But its…
Don’t Mind Me, I’m Just Missing the Little Things
I don’t know why I miss this class so much. After all, despite the quarantine, I still have everything that makes a creative writing class, well, a creative writing class. I still have a teacher. I still write. I still read what you guys write. I have all the important things. So why does it…
Spring
Spring Sun, flowers Pollen, allergies, sneezing Spring It a perfect temperature Except when it randomly snows How I love The season Of animals giving birth And some humans giving birth Not all humans give birth in the spring But most animals do I guess we’re technically animals But still In spring, you typically do a…
Instead of an doing an angry dance, I’m writing a frustrated blog post
Dear football players, Hey, it’s me. The one girl you cut in front of in the lunch line? I guess I should be a little more specific, since you cut in front of people all the time. I’m the one girl who told you not to cut in front of me. And then you laughed?…
This is NOT a post about lemons
I crashed my bike the other day and I have this massive green bruise on my arm. But we’re making lemons into lemonade by using it as INSPIRATION. (side note, I really like lemons, and lemonade is always way too sweet. I like sour stuff, so I usually pucker more while drinking lemonade than when…
Subject: The Bread
Dear humans, You may not know me, but I know you. I’m often watching you. Some people even have a phobia of me watching you. I believe it’s called anatidaephobia. But let me assure you, there’s no reason to be afraid. I won’t hurt you. I’ll just stare at you. Always. The reason I’m writing…
Ima tell you how my plants are doing during all this.
I realized all of you have probably been anxious and worried about my two plants. After all, I haven’t told you about them for a while. I’m sorry I didn’t say anything sooner. So I’ll tell you how Planty and Amber are doing. They’re both turning yellow and purple. I don’t know if that’s supposed…
An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctors Away
BTW ShaeLyn wrote a post that helped inspire this so go read that too –> https://b3li3v3it0rn0t.wordpress.com/2020/04/03/apples/ This will make sense without reading it, but still. I’m sure you have the time. … When I was little, I was scared of werewolves. They terrified me. And the one part in the 3rd Harry potter movie where…
April Fools is a cruel thing
Just saying. Whoever this kid is that was like, “we need a day where friends are not friends, and we prey on the vulnerable and either scare them really bad or make them think that life doesn’t suck anymore, but then APRIL FOOLS, life still sucks.” Whoever this kid is, he’s mean. And I very…
Hey Universe, Just LET ME HAVE MY POTATO CASSEROLE!
So its four o’clock in the afternoon and I was like, “Oh wait, humans need to eat food to live! Forgot about that.” Don’t worry I usually eat food that’s not the problem here. I was just too busy doing march madness. And that involved lots of laughing and crying so I was distracted. ANYWAY.…
A Three Step, Thirty Second Way To Motivate Yourself When There’s A Worldwide Pandemic Breathing Down Your Neck
A three step, thirty second way to motivate yourself when there’s a worldwide pandemic breathing down your neck. Think about an upcoming day. No, not the due date of your english assignment. Think about something you’re looking forward to. For me, it’s going to Trek this summer. *Note: have some backup days in mind in…
School Dismissal
In the building of administration, in the massive office of the main administrator, the administrators were having a meeting. Except this meeting was different. Instead of sitting around the large, rectangular table, the administrators were spread throughout the room. Each had a six foot bubble of space. And many were in tears. You see, the…
A kiss
You ask me to tell you the story of my first kiss. I wish I could say no. I wish I could tell you the story is too private. An empty doorstep after a date. Just me and him. I wish I could tell you that the moment was to perfect to ever try to…
Busy fingers, empty brain
My fingers move but my mind is blank. So I’m not sure what’s coming out. Where does it all come from, anyway. Inspiration. The thinks we write. The things we say. Because wherever it comes from, I think mine is broken. The box in my brain. Where new things are made. Is broken. I think.…
Someone tell me where all the toilet paper went?
So here’s the deal. I went to the grocery story to get some toilet paper. After all, toilet paper is a normal part of my life. And another normal part of my life is walking into the toilet paper isle at the grocery store and seeing all the white, fluffy goodness neatly packaged with plastic…
I’m going to ask “How are you” and you better be specific when answering
People are always asking, “How are you?” Or “How’s it going?” But the answer is always the same. Why even ask? It’s always, “I’m fine.” But what does that even mean? To answer this question, I’ve gone to the most wise, most reliable, and most helpful person I know. Ok so it’s not a person…
Hey are we supposed to call this post March Madness
William walked down the hallway to his dorm room. He made sure to blink every few seconds, and also to expand his chest to mimic breathing. The hallway was crowded with other freshman, many carrying bags and talking with each other. William bumped into a few of them, but luckily they didn’t do more than…
Pants
I have pants. This clue might help you guess who I am, because now you can rule out all the creative writing students that don’t wear pants. I hope this didn’t ruin all the fun to give away who I am, but the fact that I wear pants is an essential piece of information for…
Smiles and tears
I’d never seen her face without a smile. Jokes and laughter came so easily to her, always tumbling out of her mouth. A bundle of energy, always surrounded by friends. And always happy. I’d never seen her not happy. Until now. Her eyes were red from crying, her cheek still streaked with tears. Her hair…
Arena scheduling
This is dedicated to all the sophomores who did not survive the arena this week. May they Rest In Peace. In the building of administration, in the massive office of the main administrator, the administrators were having a meeting. “Alright,” said the main administrator, who happened to be named Mr. Administrator, “From now on, the…
The future of high school
I tried to take a calming breath as my exam was set in front of me. The ACT. Around the room, the rest of the tests were being handed out by teach-techs. They were exam editions, so their silver cylinder bodies were slimmer to fit between the rows. They had better cameras to search for…
Bestest buddies
I wish that I knew an Arizona person. Well, I’ve got family there and stuff, but I’m saying I want to be tight with someone. Be bestest buddies. You’re probably wondering why. You’re might be thinking, “I’m wondering why.” Or you’re thinking, “Hey, that’s not what I was thinking!” Am I right or am I…
There are no berries in winter
While I was walking home today my hands got cold, so I was forced to take a break from my phone while I warmed them. Yeah, I know. Life is so hard. Well, the point is, I got off my phone and started looking around. And it was beautiful! The snowflakes twirled and swirled as…
When you get what you want
He used to smile at me like that. But I didn’t want to let him in. I was too afraid of how it would be if he left. Just a friend. He’s just a friend. If he was just a friend, then why did all my other friends tease me? I must have let him…
Ima tell you bout my plant
So I’ve got this plant on my windowsill. Well, it’s two plants that share a pot. One is named Planty, the other is Amber. And I bet there’s not another plant in the whole world named Planty. It’s probably the most unique thing I ever thought of. Anyway, I got these two sister plants in…
Disney Dystopia
I sighed from joy as I got in the line for splash mountain. It was a good thing Disneyland had long lines, because it would be hard to handle all the happiness otherwise! “Mom?” I looked down. “Yes Simba?” “I’m thirsty,” Simba whined. “Me too,” agreed Rapunzel. “Is it because we’re in line for a…
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