Hello everyone. My name is Keen Teen Bean. Don’t ask if that’s what it says on my birth certificate. That would be ridiculous, because then I would be a teen since I was born.
I need to make a clarification about my blog. It is not a poetry blog. It is just a writing blog. The poetry one was the only free domain I could get. And I am a cheap high school student who refuses to pay twenty whole dollars on a domain.
Some things I will spend $20 on:
- Chick-fil-a
- Chick-fil-a sauce
- Sharpies
- Smoothies
- Chick-fil-a fries (with sauce)
- Sprite
- Skyridge gear (auto correct says Skyridge is a fake word! It lies!) 😡
- NOT for fancy domains. That is a waste of money that could be spent on other things. And I want my blog to last longer than a year.
I think I’ve made myself clear.
Now don’t get me wrong, poetry is very nice. I appreciate poetry. I sometimes write poetry. But the key word here is sometimes. So this, again, is not a poetry blog.
Anyway, I like chick-fil-a. This may come as a surprise to you, because I may not seem like a chick-fil-a eating type. But I really like chick-fil-a.
I also like sprite. I often like to say, as I sip a can of sprite,
“Sprite is the nectar of life”
-Me
However, whenever I say this my brother cuts in and says,
“Actually, nectar is the nectar of life”
-My brother
I’m not going to tell you which is the actual nectar of life. I’ll let you decide that.