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She was the queen of the kingdom of lost things. Her gown was made from dozens of mismatched socks, And her crown was made from an assortment of house keys, forks, and screws. Her subjects were lost hikers and confused tourists And all she wanted was for them to be happy But it was difficultContinue reading “The Queen”

So… before the school ended I kept telling everyone not to stop posting or I would throw something soft across the room in rage. And a lot of you guys are still posting things. So that’s good. Thank you for doing that. But you know when you’re in a class and some kid yells atContinue reading “Well this is awkward…”

I’ve spent oodles of poodles of time thinking about how I could say goodbye. If I should be sarcastic or sentimental or poetry. (Side note, this is not a poetry blog). And no matter how many multiple waking hours I’ve spent thinking about how to say goodbye, nothing good enough came to me. And so,Continue reading “*grumbling*, FINE, I’ll write a goodbye post, but I won’t like it.”

You’ll basically be able to read the whole haiku in the preview and that is no fun so I’m just stalling for a hot second. Please enjoy my procrastination Haiku s. … Why do I do this wait until it’s late at night to do my homework … Procrastination Causes stressful-ness and stuff But itsContinue reading “Procrastination Haiku(s)”

I don’t know why I miss this class so much. After all, despite the quarantine, I still have everything that makes a creative writing class, well, a creative writing class. I still have a teacher. I still write. I still read what you guys write. I have all the important things. So why does itContinue reading “Don’t Mind Me, I’m Just Missing the Little Things”

Spring Sun, flowers Pollen, allergies, sneezing Spring It a perfect temperature Except when it randomly snows How I love The season Of animals giving birth And some humans giving birth Not all humans give birth in the spring But most animals do I guess we’re technically animals But still In spring, you typically do aContinue reading “Spring”

Dear football players, Hey, it’s me. The one girl you cut in front of in the lunch line? I guess I should be a little more specific, since you cut in front of people all the time. I’m the one girl who told you not to cut in front of me. And then you laughed?Continue reading “Instead of an doing an angry dance, I’m writing a frustrated blog post”

I crashed my bike the other day and I have this massive green bruise on my arm. But we’re making lemons into lemonade by using it as INSPIRATION. (side note, I really like lemons, and lemonade is always way too sweet. I like sour stuff, so I usually pucker more while drinking lemonade than whenContinue reading “This is NOT a post about lemons”

Dear humans, You may not know me, but I know you. I’m often watching you. Some people even have a phobia of me watching you. I believe it’s called anatidaephobia. But let me assure you, there’s no reason to be afraid. I won’t hurt you. I’ll just stare at you. Always. The reason I’m writingContinue reading “Subject: The Bread”

I realized all of you have probably been anxious and worried about my two plants. After all, I haven’t told you about them for a while. I’m sorry I didn’t say anything sooner. So I’ll tell you how Planty and Amber are doing. They’re both turning yellow and purple. I don’t know if that’s supposedContinue reading “Ima tell you how my plants are doing during all this.”