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BTW ShaeLyn wrote a post that helped inspire this so go read that too –> https://b3li3v3it0rn0t.wordpress.com/2020/04/03/apples/ This will make sense without reading it, but still. I’m sure you have the time. … When I was little, I was scared of werewolves. They terrified me. And the one part in the 3rd Harry potter movie whereContinue reading “An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctors Away”

Just saying. Whoever this kid is that was like, “we need a day where friends are not friends, and we prey on the vulnerable and either scare them really bad or make them think that life doesn’t suck anymore, but then APRIL FOOLS, life still sucks.” Whoever this kid is, he’s mean. And I veryContinue reading “April Fools is a cruel thing”

So its four o’clock in the afternoon and I was like, “Oh wait, humans need to eat food to live! Forgot about that.” Don’t worry I usually eat food that’s not the problem here. I was just too busy doing march madness. And that involved lots of laughing and crying so I was distracted. ANYWAY.Continue reading “Hey Universe, Just LET ME HAVE MY POTATO CASSEROLE!”

A three step, thirty second way to motivate yourself when there’s a worldwide pandemic breathing down your neck. Think about an upcoming day. No, not the due date of your english assignment. Think about something you’re looking forward to. For me, it’s going to Trek this summer. *Note: have some backup days in mind inContinue reading “A Three Step, Thirty Second Way To Motivate Yourself When There’s A Worldwide Pandemic Breathing Down Your Neck”

In the building of administration, in the massive office of the main administrator, the administrators were having a meeting. Except this meeting was different. Instead of sitting around the large, rectangular table, the administrators were spread throughout the room. Each had a six foot bubble of space. And many were in tears. You see, theContinue reading “School Dismissal”

You ask me to tell you the story of my first kiss. I wish I could say no. I wish I could tell you the story is too private. An empty doorstep after a date. Just me and him. I wish I could tell you that the moment was to perfect to ever try toContinue reading “A kiss”

My fingers move but my mind is blank. So I’m not sure what’s coming out. Where does it all come from, anyway. Inspiration. The thinks we write. The things we say. Because wherever it comes from, I think mine is broken. The box in my brain. Where new things are made. Is broken. I think.Continue reading “Busy fingers, empty brain”

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So here’s the deal. I went to the grocery story to get some toilet paper. After all, toilet paper is a normal part of my life. And another normal part of my life is walking into the toilet paper isle at the grocery store and seeing all the white, fluffy goodness neatly packaged with plasticContinue reading “Someone tell me where all the toilet paper went?”

People are always asking, “How are you?” Or “How’s it going?” But the answer is always the same. Why even ask? It’s always, “I’m fine.” But what does that even mean? To answer this question, I’ve gone to the most wise, most reliable, and most helpful person I know. Ok so it’s not a personContinue reading “I’m going to ask “How are you” and you better be specific when answering”