Bestest buddies

I wish that I knew an Arizona person.

Well, I’ve got family there and stuff, but I’m saying I want to be tight with someone. Be bestest buddies. You’re probably wondering why. You’re might be thinking, “I’m wondering why.” Or you’re thinking, “Hey, that’s not what I was thinking!”

Am I right or am I right?

Sorry. Arizona buddy. There’s only one reason I would want to have a buddy in Arizona. And it’s because…

Actually, it’s probably easier to give you an example.

Me: Hi Arizona buddy

Them: hi Utah buddy, why are you texting me?

Me: I just wanted to see how you were doing

Them: aww thanks. I’m doing good but it’s freezing this week it was like 61 degrees yesterday!

Me: wow that sounds really hard

Them: I know right! It was so cold that I had to wear two coats to school

*awkward texting pause because I left them on read without responding*

Them: Soooo, how was your day?

Me: It was great!

Them: how’s the weather for you it must be even worse there

Me: actually today was so warm it made me so happy

Them: that’s crazy that it’s warm there how hot did you say it was?

Me: 37 degrees

Them: you’re joking right?

Me: no joke it actually got that warm

Who wouldn’t want an Arizona friend?